Aliens

Today as I was watching Men in Black and while reading Dan Browns "Deception Point" (both about aliens in some ways) I was thinking about the accuracy and truth as of what I think about aliens. For one when the universe was created, it started at the same time whether you believe in religion with God creating everything, or Panspermia were every life spawned from one planet or the big bang in which there was something instead of nothing etc. Now it doesn't matter if you believe in these or not, life could be out there. In the Bible it doesn't says that there isn't any other life out there and other things could evolve into more advanced things. When following one of the more scientific theories life in other planets could be possible. Taking in effect that life could have been on other planets but not have survived or just billions of mile away the most likely chance of life is primitive bugs. As most people hopefully know, or I have just taught you, that cockroaches and other bugs with an exoskeleton can and will survive in harsh conditions. The only reason why all bugs haven't evolved on our planet is because of gravity. Their exoskeleton is strong and heavy that if they grew any more it would crush them. But on different planets, the gravity changes. This means that if there was other life it would big bugs because they would be able to evolve into better things. But to look at movies with extraterrestrial life (yes I know there just movies but anyways) such as MIB with the big cockroach. If that landed on Earth which I guess could be possible, would be instantly crushed by our gravity thus rendering the whole movie pointless (even though that movie would suck). This analogy was to get what I'm trying to say in retrospect. To conclude life is possible, but most likely they would be bugs and not little green men. And don't get me started on UFO's, there just untested military crafts. Fin

More Stuff You Don't Want to Know About

This specific food should gross out any candy lover. If you are a big fan of chocolate stop here and don't read what's really in it. Last warning, here we go, in chocolate Insect filth(AOAC 965.38). Average is 60 or more insect fragments per 100 grams when 6 100-gram subsamples are examined OR Any 1 subsample contains 90 or more insect fragments.Rodent filth(AOAC 965.38) Average is 1 or more rodent hairs per 100 grams in 6 100-gram subsamples examined ORAny 1 subsample contains 3 or more rodent hairs.Shell (AOAC 968.10-970.23). For chocolate liquor, if the shell is in excess of 2% calculated on the basis of alkali-free nibs. Yuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm

Video Games

As most people know, there is a issue out there about video games saying that games such as GTA "inspire" people to kill and teaches them how to kill. How can video games teach kids to kill? Does the army use video games to train solders to kill no, but they do use them to plan out strategies but that's different. If the person is violent enough and not mature enough to play these games they shouldn't be playing them, parents should know enough about their kids to know what games they are playing. And adults that play video games should have self control to either not to play these games and not to even get them. When people claim that games taught them how to kill, that's bullshit, they do it try to get off the hook. Video games are not real. The sooner people realize that this they should stop bitching that people think they are real enough to do it. Muslims believe in "the struggle to defend the faith" and in believing this they kill others as well as themselves and do you see people trying to ban their religion? Playing video games is a choice like believing in a religion. Sure try to stop terrorists attacks Bush but they wont stop. Banning video games like GTA wont stop people from committing crimes and saying that games showed them how to do it.

In a fight part III

The third installment of this series was inspired by a story I heard the other day. Now if you people can recall the angry Riley before he went to anger management that's the one I'm talking about. So picture that Riley enraged about something or usually someone, you know who Riley, after he's been enraged against Ron Shock. Who would win? I have no idea but I would buy tickets to that fight.

Torture

In a recent TIME article, they did a piece on the life of the 20th highjacker in 9-11 and how he was "tortured" until he revealed his motives and who gave him his orders as well as other things. Now, in the article they talked about the treatment they gave him. First of all the menu consisted of to me gourmet foods like orange glazed chicken. Second they woke him up if he fell asleep and tormented him with Christina Auguleria (dunno if that's spelled right) music. And finally they made him wear pictures of scantly clad women around his neck. As said by VH1's Best Week Ever, "that doesn't sound like torture, it sounds like a weekend". So due to this evidence I am going to make a scenario prison for a terrorist in the USA. Lunch would consist of cholesterol rich hamburgers from Wendy's. In there spare time they had to listen to Justin Timberlake music (that's torture) while doing the moon walk. And instead of getting exercise like healthy people do (unamericans) they would have to sit around all day watching TV. This scenario is probably the worst prisoner a foreigner would have to endure.

Things You Don't Want to Read About

This is another mini series of posts like who would win in a fight etc. These will be nasty so if you can't handle stop reading. Anyways. Do you like popcorn? I do and I am sure that other people out there do. Well if your stomach is weak stop reading this right now. FDA (Food and Drug Administration) monitors food and this time it's popcorn. It is proven that appoximently there is 1 or more rodent excreta pellets are found in 1 or more subsamples, and 1 or more rodent hairs are found in 2 or more other subsamples OR 2 or more rodent hairs per pound and rodent hair is found in 50% or more of the subsamples OR 20 or more gnawed grains per pound and rodent hair is found in 50% or more of the subsamples. Yum I think I want some popcorn now.

Warning

It has come to my attention that some people (jedith) are fed up with my posts that piss him off. So to end this dilemma I am now issuing a warning at the beginning of each post-PTWPJO (Posts That Will Piss Jedith Off). For example, an upcoming post "Panspermai Vs. Religion" would be a top notch warning where as another post "NASA" wouldn't have a warning, get the picture? Now you can't say I didn't warn you.

Chris

It has recently come to my attention (today) that chris reed has recently cut his rattail off!! i know that this amazing stunt has not only lost a great rattail, but chris has lost his identity. we all knew him as the kid with the rattail and now its gone. what should his new identity be? i have no idea give me some feedback and we'll pick a new one for him. and by the way he's moving at the end of summer...

Quert

Another segment in this site is where i make up random words hoping that there are no names for these things and that the word isnt already in exsistence. the word for right this very moment is quert. this word is for when you stomach is rumbling, the noise that is made is called quert.

Evolution

Now before i even get started about evolution, i am sure that many die hard christians like catholics will be dead set against this post and will probaly stop reading here and start to bitch about how i am wrong. but evolution is real and things do evolve. now with that said, about 4 million years ago the first human being lived. this human or primative human at least closely resembled a gorilla. but after millions of years later, they have evolved into walking upright and more advanced discoveries. the first point of this post is that to me at least, besides advanced thinking skills, walking upright and more defenses against diseases and such, it seems like we have hardly evovled at all since humans have started to live together. and although these evolvtions were necessary i wish we developed some really cool ones, like instead of breathing oxygen, we breathed carbon dioxide. yes i know that is we were to do that either some humans would still have to breath oxygen and others wouldnt or that we would convert plants to take in oxygen. anyways that would be pointless but the idea is that we would get some really big adaptments. so i propose that for the next million years or so we get exposed to horrible diseases and nuclear waste and intense radiation. hopefully this way though, the whole human race wouldnt be extinct. but this way at least a few million years later we would highly evolved...or dead, your choice.

Things that should have been invented

This series is co-operated by http://www.hmrtcrti.blogspot.com/ so check out the latest "Things that should have been invented" . this weeks is a baby farm. they should have been invented to weed out the annoying people such as **** ******.

Something

Give me something to rant about and ill try to rant on and on about it

In a fight part II Mr.Clean vs. Mr. Bubble

Once again in a fight who would win mr.clean or mr.bubble. MB would be able to make clones but MC could clean his wounds, but than againg what would be the point?

Pirates vs. Ninjas

in a fight who would win pirates of ninjas? why?

My Rants

all of my posts are rants they are not necessary the truth, just rants. so rant about my rants like smo, but dont write as much, i like to think i have ADD.

Ranting

Since people like smo and jedith like to rant this is there oppurtunity. write a post and rant about something like i do, i know that these rants may not make sense but ranting is fun. so rant on

Government

As the common folk know, the president is the leader of our country. But who really leads our country in all of the life threatening decisions that we don’t know about. Maybe we are all just paranoid and just make up all of this stuff. When nuclear war comes about do you really think a Texas redneck is going to make the call and say we are going to war? I would rather have someone specialized in nuclear physics or something and that is uncorrupted with politics with no fame but the power of the country. This person probably decides what the president does and how he does it because the "president" doesn't magically know how to deal with terrorists when they become "president". The pluses of having someone like this is that they won’t be taken hostage or bombed by a terrorist group, a redneck will die, not the real leader of our country.

Air

Now I not sure if this is humanly possible, but I’ll just rant on how it is. The other while on a boat I started to think how air was an invisible force field, that if you were going fast enough you would just splat into air. But question isn’t if air could do that, it is if the human body could withstand the speed at which you would have to be going in order to splat. Which brings another point, would it be the force of the air that makes the body explode or just that the body couldn’t take the speed and just turned into a bloody gooey mess? But think how cool it would be to see something flying through the air and suddenly exploding or melting. Either way the person died would a horrific way to die but a pretty bitchin way to die.

Seperation of Church and State

It seems that as each day goes on there is less of a separation of church and state. I do know that the majority of the US is religious/Christian, but this is the voice for the minority. New laws are trying to be passed that churches should not be taxed, why not? Churches are no better than the common folk, just because they’re “closer to God” doesn’t mean they should be treated better. Also, the gap between the two is closing. For one on the American dollar it says, “In God we trust” not everyone believes in God. And the pledge of allegiance was changed to include “under god”. Now don’t get me wrong I’m a religious person and so is the majority, but the majority isn’t everyone.

Stupid Sayings

There are many common sayings that are commonly used in everyday conversations. Most of these phrases are completely stupid and don’t make any sense. For example, the phrase “Expect the unexpected”, these means expecting something that you can’t expect because it’s unexpected. How on Earth can you expect something that you can’t expect? By definition unexpected is “coming without warning; unforeseen.” This definition is completely contradicting itself saying to expect something that you cannot expect. So, they should change the saying to “Expect something that could go wrong somewhere are sometime that you might not of predicted but should have because it could go wrong. With contradictions like this how are people supposed to understand the English language completely?