My Return

Hello loyal patriots, if there ever were any. I have come out of retirement to praise the lastest and greatest cancelled tv show that ever was. Arrested Development. I highly advise everyone to check this show out on G4 or just look it up here. Here are some of my favorite clips here and here.

V for Vendetta

"Remember, remember, the fifth of November, gunpowder treason and plot. I see no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, 'twas his intent to blow up the King and the Parliament. Three score barrels of powder below, Poor old England to overthrow: By God's providence he was catch'd With a dark lantern and burning match. Holloa boys, holloa boys, make the bells ring. Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King! Hip hip hoorah! A penny loaf to feed the Pope. A farthing o' cheese to choke him. A pint of beer to rinse it down. A faggot of sticks to burn him. Burn him in a tub of tar. Burn him like a blazing star. Burn his body from his head. Then we'll say ol' Pope is dead. Hip hip hoorah! Hip hip hoorah!"


Well before I started this post I thought it to be wise to check Dem's site considering he is always one step ahead of me (and he say the movie a day before me) so you can just read that post and pretend you read it here first. But before I leave you with some awesome pics, I would like to say this, Andy and Larry Wachowski are genius's, even though one of them is a transvestite and is dating a domanatrix (did I spell that right) prostitute. I would also like to add this, V says in the movie ideas are bulletproof, but he was wearing armor, so that doesn't count. So I would like to change it to this "Ideas are bulletproof but may need a little help at times."

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Update:

It seems my computer is stupid and doesn't want to upload any more pictures. More to come soon.

Bush Says the Darndest Things

Here are some quotes I found about our "beloved" president. Enjoy.

Bushisms: Funniest Mistakes, Blunders, Bloopers and quotes by George W. Bush"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

"That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental—supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." --George W. Bush, Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." —Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

"There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again." --George W. Bush to Nashville, Tennessee audience, Sept. 17, 2002, MSNBC-TV --Politex, Sept. 17, 2002, 10 PM

"There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." --George W. Bush, South Bend, Indiana, Sept. 5, 2002.
"As you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say." --George W. Bush, 10.28.03.

"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the -- the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." --Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003 "" --George W. Bush, 10.27.03.

"I know something about being a government. And you've got a good one." --George W. Bush, campaigning for Gov. Mike Huckabee, Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 4, 2002

"We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make--it would hope--put a free press's mind at ease that you're not being denied information you shouldn't see." --G.W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 14, 2005

"I want to thank you for the importance that you've shown for education and literacy." --G.W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2005

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." —Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

"We both use Colgate toothpaste." —after a reporter asked what he had in common with British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Camp David, Md., Feb. 23, 2001

"Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities."—Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003

"I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." —as quoted in Bob Woodward's Bush at War
"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." —Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

“The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." —Grand Rapids, Mich., Jan. 29, 2003

"I saw a poll that said the right track/wrong track in Iraq was better than here in America. It's pretty darn strong. I mean, the people see a better future." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." —Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002

"After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week — we will have an all-volunteer army!" —Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004

"Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

"Now, we talked to Joan Hanover. She and her husband, George, were visiting with us. They are near retirement—retiring—in the process of retiring, meaning they're very smart, active, capable people who are retirement age and are retiring."—Alexandria, Va., Feb. 12, 2003.

"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." —as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002

"I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it…I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet….I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't — you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one." —President George W. Bush, after being asked to name the biggest mistake he had made, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2004

"The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway." —explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy, Annandale, Va., Aug. 9, 2004

"...that's just the nature of democracy. Sometimes pure politics enters into the rhetoric." -George W. Bush, Crawford, Tx., August 8, 2003

"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace." -George W. Bush, July 25, 2003 ..."It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America."— George W. Bush, Dakar, Senegal, July 8, 2003

"My plan reduces the national debt, and fast. So fast, in fact, that economists worry that we're going to run out of debt to retire." —radio address, Feb. 24, 2001

"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." —Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

"But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." —summing up his first year in office, three months after the 9/11 attacks, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2001

"I try to go for longer runs, but it's tough around here at the White House on the outdoor track. It's sad that I can't run longer. It's one of the saddest things about the presidency." —interview with "Runners World," Aug. 2002

"Can we win? I don't think you can win it." —after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable, "Today" show interview, Aug. 30, 2004

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

"Perhaps the biggest problem is that we have passed children from grade to grade, year after year, and those -- child hadn't learned the basics of reading and math." —Washington, D.C., Jan. 8, 2003

"One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end." - —Washington, D.C., Jan. 8, 2003

"I think the American people—I hope the American—I don't think, let me—I hope the American people trust me." -—Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2002

"I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job." —to a group of Amish he met with privately, July 9, 2004

"I don't bring God into my life to—to, you know, kind of be a political person." --Interview with Tom Brokaw aboard Air Force One, April 24, 2003

The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of mass production." --George W. Bush, White House, Nov. 27, 2002

Miscellaneous

Before I get all the real topics of this post, note that the competition if you will is still going on below. It will last until I feel like quitting it, which is soon.

Anyways to one of the main reasons of this post. The other day I was watching someone/something that was bothering me, that's when I decided to make a list of all the things I can think of that bugs me. This will be a continuing series until I get the made up number "million billion". So without further ado, here is everything that bugs me that I care to think about, they are in no specific order and know you to stop whatever it is (if it's anything) that's bugging me.

1. When people (mainly guys) have the have cut where on half of the head its short but on the other side it's long. This haircut makes you constantly have to flick the hair out of your eyes only to have it go right back where you started.
2. The Maroon 5 song "She Will Be Loved" I didn't realize until last night how annoying this song was.
3. When a word has two completely different meanings and someone uses it that could work with either meaning.
4. Finding hair in your food right before you are about to it.
5. Finding "surprises" in your food. Example-I found a dead fly in my peanut butter once, seriously.
6. When you grab the mustard or ketchup (or catsup, that bothers me too) and either you get that water substance all over your hotdog or hamburger etc or that crusty stuff that forms when a little of the mustard is left to dry.
7. When people spell things like dog-dawg.

Hmm I was on a roll and now I need a break...

So I'll do a movie review!! This is a change of pace. This weekend I saw the movies Firewall. The characters are umm Harrison Ford (that's the only one I know by their real name), Chaucer from a Knights Tale, someone from the show 24, and because I don't feel like looking up any that's all I'm going to list, there not that important. Anyways I will not explain the plot for I'm tired and don't really feel like explaining it, but I will tell you my verdict on the movie. When the mastermind behind the robbery (Chaucer) attacks the house, they take it by force in the evening. This would have been better if it was in the middle of night for more of a scary dramatic effect. Also, when they first take over the house, they start to unload frozen meals, it sets the wrong mood up. And when Ford comes home (accompanied by Chaucer) they find Chaucers henchman watching a football game. Throughout their bondage the kids start to relate to their captures not even 12 hours after they took over. The computer geek even seemed like he was the mastermind behind the plot because Chaucer didn't even seem to understand the technicalities. Their is also a 24 reference in their (at least I thought it was). Without spoiling the movie if anyone wants to see it, the movie is predictable but most of the acting was good. My final verdict: if Brookback Mountain is out and you really want to go see a movie go, I give it a 3/5 (that's average).

OK I thought of some more,

• The O.C.
• Laguna Beach.
• Shows that have those descriptions at the beginning of them claiming that they are real.
• People who pick their noses in public.
• Annoying sounds like nails on a chalkboard.
• Bugs, they 'bug' me, ha I made a joke.
• People who make jokes like above.
• People who think they're funny but aren't and won't shutup about it.

Due to me not being able to think of anymore things offhand that bother me, I will enlighten you all about something I had read about in the newspaper the other day. Before I tell you the story listen to my logic first. If you are underage and drink, don't get caught. If you through a kegger and brag about it, don't post pictures of yourselves on your blog wasted and drinking beer. These kids were obviously decided not to follow these easy steps of logic and instead replaced them with, Lets throw a party and get wasted! Then, lets post the pictures we took on it all over our blog to PROVE we did it. Nothing can go wrong! And that's all I have to say about that.

That's all I can think about for now but I will leave you with some other things I have found on my search of the web. Like this.

Also

Is this a cat or what?

More things that bother me as soon as I can think of some more.

Tell Me

I was wondering today this question (below) and now I want to know, so if you know, please tell me.

Why?

If I find your answer to be the best, I will link you with a "specail" name!

A Million Little Pieces

By now I am hoping that someone has heard about the controversy about the book A Million Little Pieces. If not, this book is written by James Frey (below) who wrote a book about his life

as a druggy alcoholic adult. The book was supposed to be a true story about his life, at least, that's what he said when he went on Oprah and sold 1.77 million copies of his book (better than the Harry Potter books). Recently however, he said he had fabricated his autobiography and now, people well, are pissed. Some people think that Oprah could have done the research on this book and figured it out, but why should she have had to? I personally think that if he really did lie in his book that he is responsible for the effects of this and should pay the consequence's. I started to read the book and had no idea it was on Oprahs book list or that it was a "real" story (or did I?). Now his book has probably sold more because of all of this controversy.

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On a different note, George Bush was at a college in Kansas doing a question and answer ceremony. Most of the questions were "I love you" or something like that, but one college student asked Bush "You're big on ranching right? So, have you seen the movie Brookback Mountain?" Mainly Bush just stuttered around and said "no" a couple of times. But, this kid was so big he went on talk shows telling why he asked the question and what he expected Bush to say.

Cye The Cyclops Cat

Now some of you may have already seen or heard about this cat and I'm sorry that the picture wasnn't up sooner, but here she/he/it is.

Sadly enough, this cat only lived one day.